you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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