I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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