I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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