it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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