remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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