and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
They took my balls.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
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Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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