How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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