Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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