ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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