Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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