remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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