I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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