Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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