okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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