make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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