dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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