have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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