She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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