how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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