I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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