This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
there's paper in my vomit.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
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They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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