i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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