K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
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he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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