I am puke
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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