Porn is love you can see.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
