I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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