Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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