I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
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So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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