she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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