If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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