watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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