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The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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