Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
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I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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