this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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