i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
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How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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