if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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