If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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