Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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