Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
