Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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