Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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