My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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