Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
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I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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