We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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