Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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