so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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