can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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