wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I smell stomach acid.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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