? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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