PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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