Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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