dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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