He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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