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(973): View more from New Jersey

At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again

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(561): View more from Florida

You drink too much

(1-561): View more from Florida

No, I drink just the right amount - too often.

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(813): View more from Florida

worms taste like bacon by the way.

(1-813): View more from Florida

I always wondered what they tasted like.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.

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(714): View more from California

Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?

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(207): View more from Maine

Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.

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(206): View more from Washington

she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell

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(630): View more from Illinois

Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...

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